Teen angst monologue Essay

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Teen angst monologue

I don’t get it, why is it when you become a teenager everything gets so complicated and baffling? I mean, why are we supposed to know how to wear make up, get on diets, wear tight clothing, control our “calorie intake” and the list goes on and on and on. Is there some unwritten law that when you become a teenager you move into the realm of insanity? Well it’s as if I’m on one crazy roller coaster ride that’s taking forever to end.

Think about it… You’re supposed to “party” in order to be cool, listen to songs with lyrics filled with one word repeated over and over again like the “baby baby baby” song and what’s with Kesha, no one wakes up in the morning and feel like p’ diddy and you definitely don’t brush your teeth with some jack daniels. Hold on, jack daniel’s is a person right? Huh? (break) Hang on let me google it.

Oh jack daniel’s is brand of some hard liquor. How can you feel like a g6? Ugh and things don’t stop there, I’m supposed to wash my face BEFORE I exercise to prevent build-up. No, I’m supposed to wash my face AFTER I exercise to prevent break-outs. I’m NOT SUPPOSED to eat chocolate because it causes pimples. Wait, I’m SUPPOSED to eat chocolate before I take a test, because it’s great, “brain food.” Scratch that, I guess dark chocolate is an exception. Then again, I’m SUPPOSED to have lots of foods hat are rich in iron to help my circulation. Hold on, now, I’m NOT SUPPOSED to have a lot of iron because it prevents my body from absorbing calcium properly.

When I’m at school I feel like I’m in dire need of more vacations but by the time the school gives out one long summer vacation it feels like I can’t wait to get back to school even with the reason of only wanting to go meet my friends. I love my parents but there are times when I just want to avoid them and lock myself inside my room for days. The dillemas that I face on a daily basis like what outfits to wear, yesterday it looked as if my closet was filled with clothes but today when I tried to find the “right” outfit, my closet looked empty!

There was that one quote that says the hardest part about being a teenager is dealing with other teenagers – the criticism and the ridicule, the gossip and rumors. That quote is so true because backstabbers are everywhere but if there weren’t any backstabbers then I wouldn’t know who my real friends are. And real friends are really hard to find, its like a finding a needle inside a haystack. Boys boys boys, what else is there to say? Phewww how did we all deal with heartaches and heartbreaks? People avoid you for being too innocent and so that means they’re more attracted to dirtiness? Ew why is the world so upside down? Wow, if I can survive being a confused teenager I think I can pretty much survive anything!

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